A 'Three Marriages' joke

There's a fair number of jokes in this format. Here's one of my favourites:

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' bedtime preferences. The first one says: 'My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always brings me flowers and chocolates before we go to bed. I like that.'

The second one says: 'My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and ride me hard. I like that.'

The third one says: 'My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the end of the bed and tells me how wonderful it's going to be when I get it.'


Groan ...

Love,

Valerie.